My brother out at IRONPIGPEN Headquarters West wants to have some fun this Fourth of July holiday weekend, too.

With that in mind, and, considering he spends far more time than I analyzing site statistics, he has an interesting present for the readership, as well.

A list of what he found to be the most entertaining items coming from the ’searches’ people plugged in here at the IRONPIGPEN site this past week.

The following are questions that only have one answer — WE HAVE NO IDEA!

- What book is J. A. Happ reading?
- Is Paul Hoover married?
- What is the Rainout Policy of the Indianapolis Indians?
- When is Dollar Hot Night for the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees?
- What are the signing bonuses for the Detroit Red Wings?
- How many witch doctors are in Canada?